As a change of pace, I've decided to provide for your reading pleasure the proper definition of a common word. Most people use the dictionary definition of the word which is horribly, horribly wrong. So, as a service to humanity, I've decided to shed some light on what the word in question really means.
The wrong definition (provided by Merriam Webster's on-line dictionary):
Welding: to unite (metallic parts) by heating and allowing the metals to flow together.
The right definition (provided by me):
Welding: A magical procedure that joins two separate metallic parts while creating cracks, distorting both parts, and generally rendering both parts completely $%&*! useless.
And now you know.
The wrong definition (provided by Merriam Webster's on-line dictionary):
Welding: to unite (metallic parts) by heating and allowing the metals to flow together.
The right definition (provided by me):
Welding: A magical procedure that joins two separate metallic parts while creating cracks, distorting both parts, and generally rendering both parts completely $%&*! useless.
And now you know.
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