And now I feel dirty

I haven't posted anything in quite some time, and, sadly, the last post was really a self-indulgent "this is what I did last summer" kind of post. With that in mind, you might expect this post to be one of the following:

1. An apology from me for not posting in what seems like three decades.
2. A deep post on some theological problem that's been hounding me.
or
3. A note from the management stating that I'm either imprisoned or dead and not to worry about checking back for some time.

If you picked option 1, 2, or 3, you're wrong. I'm sorry. It just can't be helped.

I wrote this post to tell you that someone actually found my website by Googling the phrase "men in loin cloths fighting." Being curious as to where I show up on the Google list of fighting men in loin cloths, I ran the search myself. My site shows up second on that list.

I'm not sure whether I should be happy that I rank high on something or slightly disturbed that said something is loin cloth clad men engaged in violence.

That is all.