I broke my collar bone playing touch football. I tripped on the grass and landed wrong. I wonder if that means I'm like Mr. Glass from Unbrakeable. Beautiful says no, but I have my doubts.
That is all.
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Iceman said…
Are you breaking yourself again? That's not supposed to happen in a sport modified to remove the dangerous interpersonal contact portion of the game. There's only one solution - construct a protective bubble using blue tarpaulin from the local hardware store and resign yourself to a life of bouncy confinement. Get well sir!
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