It's kinda confusing right now

It's cold outside. Won't you come in?

Incommunicado

Possibly the weirdest metaphor I've ever used

That seems like a good way to kill yourself

Public transit: an education on human nature

Blue skies, calm days, and grumpy engineers

A recommendation

It's Mother's Day

Smile when you say that, mister

People I met in my dreams

Competitive humility: the new reality sport

Millions of women will hate me for this

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

If I have to listen to that elf for one more second...

But I thought he was an engineer

Self-help for the everyday man

Spiritual Lapdogs

I'm a fly in the universe's soup