It's kinda confusing right now

A letter to someone who will never read it.

On the outside, looking in

Pity: Like a swift kick to the groin

It’s really weird just how cool that was

Helping people stay not-dead

Delayed Rejection

Entitled

On being speechless

Rain, coffee, and awkward silences

Stupid, but short

Really, how many holidays does a guy need on one day?

And this is why you don’t have to pay to read this

Listen, I can't come up with an interesting subject line every time... I'm not a machine

Sure, if you want good engineering...

Fall, like winter, only without the potential to snowboard

On inadequacy

Edited: You just don’t crap on another man’s koala

Fear of public speaking, part 2

The passing of a friend

I read them, so they must be... uh... legible?

Hearing from God: a guide for the deaf

Yeah, I know, everyone is writing novels these days

A milestone of sorts

Rock climbing: like alcohol, only without the nasty hangovers

Fun for the whole family... if your family is into killing that is

Sock gloves: like mittens, only better

Bullet points: thousands of powerpoint presentations can't be wrong

From home to home in 700 miles

Was that supposed to be confusing? Because it was.

I bet you feel normal by comparison

How to write an unpublishable novel (part 3)

How to write an unpublishable novel (part 2)

How to write an unpublishable novel

I need to retire